Ignore Church. If you haven't had the joy of talking with him and figured it out yet, you'll learn pretty quick that all he's good for is whining and bitching and taking up space. The only reason why I didn't partcipate in that little excercise is anyone with half a brain cell that's seen the two of us should be able to figure out we're from the same place and he already went off blabbing about it.
The one thing he had right about me is that I am a mercenary, but my rates are much higher than ten bucks if you want me to take care of anything worthwhile. If you have a problem that needs to be taken care of and some cash, we can discuss numbers.